March 2012
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Had 16 new likes and instagram told me I had 1. Clearly this is part of the conspiracy to keep my self esteem low
Of all the places for a bee to be, flying into the car behind me just as I close the door is my one of my least favorite.
February 2012
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That moment when your mom says the reason a dog walked up to her is because shes a good person…after the dog gave you the cold shoulder
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Mom: Woah, there's a white power on my fingers
Me: STOP SMOKING CRACK MOM
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K so can we all agree dillon saying he’d wear a something with taylor’s name on it on his ankle is the most boyfriendy thing ever
“With his Villainous Upturned Mustache”
“Mom can you wait until you get downstairs to take your pants off”
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
Watching Family Guy in Spanish :D
I feel like blargh right now
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thefunniestpost:
wheres my drink?!
w..what drink?
my drink?
my diet dr kelp?
dont tell me ya forgot my drink!
b…but…you didnt order any…
how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my DRIINK
